Fancy.Prose.Style.

Things I Have To Say

1. There is a very special circle of hell for people who leave office bathrooms a mess and expect “someone else” to clean it up. The “someone else” around here is me, and lately I am quite amazed by both the level of mess that grown adults can make and their lack of qualms at leaving said messes to be cleaned up by others. If you’re old enough to have a job, you’re old enough to leave the bathroom as you found it. Good thing I don’t work in a bar.

2. The person who invented packing peanuts has some serious explaining to do.

3. I love Charles Dickens. LOVE love love. If I could please have a year off from doing anything else so I could sit down and read them all, that would be nice.

Thank you.